“Winning” 

When you lose everything you hold dear and everybody starts hating you and making fun of you so in a fit of petty rage you attempt to take everything around you down only to fail spectacularly.

Man 1: I heard Dutch tried to turn the VIP server against itself.
Man 2: Yeah, but it failed miserably, in the end he thinks he won.
Man 1: Yeah, he sure is “winning” all right...

“Winning” by Booooooce July 3, 2021

Winning 

what CHARLIE SHEEN is

“I'm Not Bipolar, But Bi-Winning”

"Well, I mean, first of all come Wednesday morning they’re gonna rename it Charlie Bros. and not Warner Bros. Duh, winning! It’s, like, guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."

""I have cleansed myself. I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond, I cured myself... It's the work of sissies. The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. "

“Winning, anyone? Rhymes with winning. Anyone? Yeah, that would be us. Sorry, man, didn’t make the rules. Oops!”

“I’m so tired of pretending my life isn’t perfect and bitching and just winning every second and I’m not perfect and bitchin’.”

“Oh wait, can’t process it. Losers. Winning. Buh bye.”

Winning by kboogie77 March 15, 2011

winning! 

this is the mantra you repeat endlessly when you have completely screwed up your life. you hope that by the millionth time you've uttered this, on tv, online, to your lawyer, to your exwife, to your meth dealer, to your bosses at cbs that somehow the delusion will become reality.

charley's been on a meth binge screaming, "winning!", i should probably put him in my fantasy death pool team.

that homeless guy keeps yelling "winning!". wasnt he on two and a half men?

winning! by the real lopez! March 30, 2011

winning! 

exclamation used to denote feelings of joy derived from the achievement of success in life endeavors

"Come Wednesday morning they're gonna rename it, uh, 'Charlie Brothers' and not 'Warner Brothers'. Heh. Duh, winning!"

--Charlie Sheen

winning! by Mr. Banana Grabber March 16, 2011

Winning 

1. what CHARLIE SHEEN is
2. Winning is a constant state of enjoying life. It does not end, otherwise one was not truly winning to begin with. Hence, the suffix "ing"
3. It can be seen as an antonym of "hating" as the two often collide but "winning" is often exclusive. "Hating" relies on someone to "hate", one that is "winning" will do as he pleases regardless of what others have to say. When one is "winning" there is no bringing him down therefore haters are rendered powerless.

"Well, I mean, first of all come Wednesday morning they’re gonna rename it Charlie Bros. and not Warner Bros. Duh, winning! It’s, like, guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."

Hater:Winning in what sense? Because some would say you're defeated now.
Charlie Sheen: They can say that but what kind of cars are they driving? What kind of girls are in their homes? ... Yeah, I said girls.

Winning by Skad8erateher April 12, 2011

Winning 

A philosophy of life where defeat is not an option. A way to emphasize an event you consider positive. Popularized by the actor/philosopher Charlie Sheen.

The sun is shining on me, winning!

That's some great crack cocaine, winning!

Winning by DetoxTV March 18, 2011

WINNING 

1. a sentence enhancer meant to declare that the previous statement was full of win, epic, and made by someone ripe with tiger blood

2. the act of a person or thing (never trolls) that wins

I was hitting seven gram rocks. Winning!

I'm not bi-polar, I'm bi-WINNING; I win here and I win there.

WINNING by HeffandAlex March 27, 2011