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this is the mantra you repeat endlessly when you have completely screwed up your life. you hope that by the millionth time you've uttered this, on tv, online, to your lawyer, to your exwife, to your meth dealer, to your bosses at cbs that somehow the delusion will become reality.
charley's been on a meth binge screaming, "winning!", i should probably put him in my fantasy death pool team.

that homeless guy keeps yelling "winning!". wasnt he on two and a half men?
by the real lopez! March 30, 2011
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exclamation used to denote feelings of joy derived from the achievement of success in life endeavors
"Come Wednesday morning they're gonna rename it, uh, 'Charlie Brothers' and not 'Warner Brothers'. Heh. Duh, winning!"

--Charlie Sheen
by Mr. Banana Grabber March 16, 2011
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Popularized by actor Charlie Sheen, after denouncing his employers of popular sitcom "2 and a Half Men" via multiple tabloid shit-storms, which resulted in cancellation of the show. The phrase "Winning" used by Sheen during interviews with various media outlets, was successfully repackaged and made further popular by SNL.
Man I totally failed my GRE today, but only because I was so high on coke throughout the whole thing...WINNING!
by PegLeggers March 31, 2011
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Pseudoironic exclamation almost exclusively used by corny frat boys and yuppies. The proper response is to sigh "chuh!" and turn away.
A random douche at a bar exclaims "Winning!" after taking a shot.
by J. Cryer March 29, 2011
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Catchphrase made popular by Charlie Sheen. Can be injected after any phrase.
Guy: Look at that crazy dude trying to carry 78 chickens in a grocery sack.
Girl: Winning!
(random outburst of laughter from all bystanders)
by krabo March 31, 2011
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When things are going yor way or about to. ie: a large settlement coming your way, having two live-in godesses taking care of your children, making 1.8 million dollars per episode.
I'm going to sue for TONS, and have my two live-in goddesses take care of my children, AND get a raise at my job. Winning!
by Trblgrrl March 18, 2011
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(Verb) the process of doing something radical or awesome that most likely involves partying with porn stars and doing lots of drugs. Frequently used by actor Charlie Sheen to describe a radical moment in his life.
Dane: Dude this party is radical!

Paul: Yea man! have a shot!

Dane: *gulps shot*

Dane: Winning!
by PollioCrow March 27, 2011
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