this is the mantra you repeat endlessly when you have completely screwed up your life. you hope that by the millionth time you've uttered this, on tv, online, to your lawyer, to your exwife, to your meth dealer, to your bosses at cbs that somehow the delusion will become reality.
charley's been on a meth binge screaming, "winning!", i should probably put him in my fantasy death pool team.
that homeless guy keeps yelling "winning!". wasnt he on two and a half men?
that homeless guy keeps yelling "winning!". wasnt he on two and a half men?
by the real lopez! March 14, 2011
exclamation used to denote feelings of joy derived from the achievement of success in life endeavors
"Come Wednesday morning they're gonna rename it, uh, 'Charlie Brothers' and not 'Warner Brothers'. Heh. Duh, winning!"
--Charlie Sheen
--Charlie Sheen
by Mr. Banana Grabber March 02, 2011
A solution to a conflict which not only benefits both parties involved, but also benefits the mediator for having successfully mediated a conflict. Deemed the most optimal result of a conflict and coined by Michael Scott in the Conflict Resolution episode (twenty-one of season two) of The Office.
by Free6000Bush June 30, 2011
A term a smarmy salesman or manager uses to tell you that both parties have positive outcomes from a situation. This is rarely true. see Enterprise bargaining
So you see here we have a win win deal.
Oh yes of course, you take my old car for nothing, and i pay off this new one for the next 38 years, i am a winner then arent i?
Oh yes of course, you take my old car for nothing, and i pay off this new one for the next 38 years, i am a winner then arent i?
by jamesbrown May 02, 2003
by racerfatty July 14, 2009
A win-win situation is where all outcomes are desirable.
If you kill him, you'll get respect and the cops won't touch you.
If you don't kill him, someone else will whack that asshole..
If you don't kill him, someone else will whack that asshole..
by Gumba Gumba February 25, 2004
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