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1. Applying muscular pressure to the anus, resulting in the self extraction of the rectum. (both voluntary, or involuntary)

A video called "goatse" was posted on steakandcheese.com in 2002. In it was an anal gangbang in which the FEMALE throws her legs over her head, and squeezes out her rectum (as if a flower is blooming). The males proceed to fornicate with the rectum while it is extracted.

A picture called "goatse" was posted on rotten.com back in 2002. In it was a weightlifting accident in which the weightlifter's rectum exploded out of his anus while attempting a squat exercise.
"That cum-farter is so loose that he/she can goatse."

"If you attempt to squat an excessive amount of weight, you will goatse."
by Skad8erateher May 9, 2009
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pronounced "ah-r-mahn-doh"
but often pronounced "arm-&-o" or "ar-mahn-dough"
1. a Spanish (male) name.
2. the name means "Army man"
3. literally means "assembling" in Spanish.
Gringo: Where is ar-mahn-dough?
José: ¿Armando? Está armando una maquina.
Gringo: I don't speak Mexican.
José: Assembling a machine, güey!
by Skad8erateher February 5, 2010
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1. End the Federal Reserve.
2. A chant often heard at Ron Paul rallies.
3. The title of Ron Paul's book.
4. To stabilize the United States Dollar.
5. The dollar is currently a debt note (IOU). Ending the Fed will back the dollar with something such as gold, rather than an endless stream of paper and ink.
"A dollar convertible to gold would provide the necessary Federal Reserve discipline to secure the long-term value of middle income savings and to backstop the drive for a balanced budget. The gold standard would terminate the world dollar standard by prohibiting official dollar reserves and the special access of the government and the financial class to limitless cheap Fed and foreign credit." -Lewis E. Lehrman

History: “Afterwards, I went to a rally at the University of Michigan. This was early in the campaign and I didn’t expect very much, to be frank. But there were 4,000 or 5,000 young people there. During my speech, they started to chant: ‘End the Fed! End the Fed!’ Some of them even began pulling Federal Reserve notes you know them as dollar bills from their pockets and lighting them on fire." -Ron Paul
Tom: Isn't the Federal Reserve a part of the United States Government?
John: Only as much as Federal Express is. That's why we have to End the Fed!
by Skad8erateher March 30, 2011
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a prerequisite for joining the LAPD. When applying for the Los Angeles Police Department, one must be willing to swap wives with the other police officers. (allowing another man to have sexual intercourse with your wife, in exchange for his wife).

This is an underground, but popular characteristic within the force.
Officer O' Connor: Who do I get for this weeks wife swapping?

Captain: Shut up rookie. You'll get your turn when we're all done with your wife.
by Skad8erateher June 8, 2009
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1. what CHARLIE SHEEN is
2. Winning is a constant state of enjoying life. It does not end, otherwise one was not truly winning to begin with. Hence, the suffix "ing"
3. It can be seen as an antonym of "hating" as the two often collide but "winning" is often exclusive. "Hating" relies on someone to "hate", one that is "winning" will do as he pleases regardless of what others have to say. When one is "winning" there is no bringing him down therefore haters are rendered powerless.
"Well, I mean, first of all come Wednesday morning they’re gonna rename it Charlie Bros. and not Warner Bros. Duh, winning! It’s, like, guys, IMDB right there, 62 movies and a ton of success. I mean, c’mon bro, I won best picture at 20. I wasn’t even trying. I wasn’t even warm."

Hater:Winning in what sense? Because some would say you're defeated now.
Charlie Sheen: They can say that but what kind of cars are they driving? What kind of girls are in their homes? ... Yeah, I said girls.
by Skad8erateher March 26, 2011
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