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He is a șimo, we must do what he wants.

șimo by most important human November 21, 2021

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Simo

the hottest ranga ever to walk the earth. hes a gentleman - courteous and polite, but he's so damn sexy that most girls want him. too bad he only goes for one girl, the girl of his dreams...

Girl: "Man, you're so lucky! Why can't I have a Simo?"

Simo by yourgirl82 September 16, 2010

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Simo

Bengali slang for a complete dumbass, someone that is intellectually and proprietarily inept from society and an outcast to civilization.

"Dude, your acting like a Simo right now"
"Fuck a beat, I was tryna beat a case, but Simo is an ass so I did the race"
"That guy is such a Simo for leaking my IP"

Simo by obamalizardman February 11, 2022

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Simo

1. Gods finest gift to earth.
2. The man of every girls dreams.
3. One hot peice of ass.

I want you Simo.

Simo by Schwooper January 31, 2004

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Simo

(n) To obsess over a friend because they deserve it.
Derived from simp, likely originally a typo as 'p' and 'o' are adjacent in a qwerty keyboard.

I want to be simo'd

I'm simoing on you

Simo by Anomalocaris November 14, 2020

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Simo

You call people a simo when they are not good to their friends and are being toxic.

Don't be friends with that guy. He's a total simo.
My friend is being a total simo. Yesterday when we were playing games he was calling me an idiot and he was telling me I can't play the game.I hate simos.

Simo by EndleBg November 6, 2017

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SIMO

Sad I Missed Out. Past tense of FOMO

I am so SIMO about that concert, my date was such trash.

SIMO by kidcedrix September 7, 2018

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briefcake

A handsome male lawyer.

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"

briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006

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Ratfucker

Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.

Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.

Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017

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countrypolitan

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.

That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.

countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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