þórhildur 

Þórhildur is a person that wants to look tough and intimidating but is actually pretty soft and sensitive about most things. Þórhildur looks judgy but once you get to know them they will take super good care of you and treat you as good as they can. DO NOT i repeat DO NOT get on the bad side of her. She will fucking destroy you.

“I’m gonna look up my name in urban dictionary”
*Þórhildur doesn’t exist in urban dictionary*
“Ait then i guess i’ll be making my own then”

þórhildur by PolyesterKitty October 16, 2019

þorvaldur 

an annoying shit

shut the fuck up þorvaldur

þorvaldur by littleshit kicked June 19, 2021

Þorvaldur Smári 

A guy that casually has sex with cars, most of the time it's an old Honda Civic that really makes the penis vibrate.

OMG there is a guy fucking a car over there! He's such a Þorvaldur Smári!

Þorvaldur Smári by Bicepsual November 22, 2021