Þorvaldur Smári

A guy that casually has sex with cars, most of the time it's an old Honda Civic that really makes the penis vibrate.

OMG there is a guy fucking a car over there! He's such a Þorvaldur Smári!

by Bicepsual November 22, 2021

Þórdís

Þórdís is someone that always has very soft and wet elbows, everyone around her want to stay away from her elbows so they don't get wet.

Wow, watch out! Those elbows are a real Þórdís.

by Bicepsual November 23, 2021