Åsmund

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Scandinavian name: From Norse Ås (god) and Mund (gift or bridal gift) i.e. gods gift to all women. All Åsmunds are fantastic lovers, but suffer from an insufferably inflated ego.

Did you hear that Jane got married the other day? She found a real Åsmund

Åsmund by TomMiklagard February 2, 2009

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Asmund

He tends to have a fat fucking giant penis and has lots of money, he hates fortnite and loves minecraft, he plays almost 6 hours a day. he can reach the top shelfs and he can also reach your pussy if needed

Did you know that Asmund is cool
yes

Asmund by 69Asmund69 October 22, 2019

Related Words

Asmund • Åsmund • Ásmundur • Asunder • Amund • assunder • Åmund • almund joy • Amunda • Amunded

Asunder

In half/ into pieces

I JUST TORE DAT NIGGA ASUNDER!!!- YOURRAGE

Asunder by Raymonte November 17, 2021

Amund

Amund is a sporty type that loves girls. He is also very handsome and caring. He’s the typical turtleneck and brown chinnos type of guy and likes to dress nice. He loves the expensive clothes and shoes. Most importantly he love his mother. He can seem like the player type, but really he is a great guy. Some times he can get a little to crazy around girls, but not to far of the line.

Mom: Amund, can you pleas come help with the dinner?
Amund: Ofcours mom.

Amund by Georgetyler November 3, 2019

ripped asunder

To be torn apart

Used by Jock Brown to describe Mikhailichenko scoring the 3rd Rangers goal in the 4-2 win at Parkhead. 1st January 1994.

"Once again the Celtic defence was ripped asunder"

ripped asunder by UpTheBracket86 May 28, 2012

Amund-napping

When an Amund is kidnapped by his/hers/their friends

La oss gå på Amund-napping

Let’s go Amund-napping

Amund-napping by Akselurien September 10, 2021

Amund

Boy name may come from the Old Norse "Amundi", where "a" means "very" and "mundi" is a form of "mundr" which means "protector / guards", but it can also be a variant of Agmund consisting of name the parts ag and mund, where ag is a Norse word meaning "respect / fear" or "spike", while Edmund is derived from the Norse word "mundr" which means "protector / protecting."

A: Amund, Help!
B: I will protect you!

Amund by mojomaking December 7, 2011

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

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Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026