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He tends to have a fat fucking giant penis and has lots of money, he hates fortnite and loves minecraft, he plays almost 6 hours a day. he can reach the top shelfs and he can also reach your pussy if needed
Did you know that Asmund is cool
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Asmund by 69Asmund69 October 22, 2019
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Scandinavian name: From Norse Ås (god) and Mund (gift or bridal gift) i.e. gods gift to all women. All Åsmunds are fantastic lovers, but suffer from an insufferably inflated ego.
Did you hear that Jane got married the other day? She found a real Åsmund
Åsmund by TomMiklagard February 2, 2009
Related Words
In half/ into pieces
I JUST TORE DAT NIGGA ASUNDER!!!- YOURRAGE
Asunder by Raymonte November 17, 2021
Amund is a sporty type that loves girls. He is also very handsome and caring. He’s the typical turtleneck and brown chinnos type of guy and likes to dress nice. He loves the expensive clothes and shoes. Most importantly he love his mother. He can seem like the player type, but really he is a great guy. Some times he can get a little to crazy around girls, but not to far of the line.
Mom: Amund, can you pleas come help with the dinner?
Amund: Ofcours mom.
Amund by Georgetyler November 3, 2019

ripped asunder 

To be torn apart

Used by Jock Brown to describe Mikhailichenko scoring the 3rd Rangers goal in the 4-2 win at Parkhead. 1st January 1994.
"Once again the Celtic defence was ripped asunder"

Amund-napping 

When an Amund is kidnapped by his/hers/their friends
La oss gå på Amund-napping

Let’s go Amund-napping
Amund-napping by Akselurien September 10, 2021
Boy name may come from the Old Norse "Amundi", where "a" means "very" and "mundi" is a form of "mundr" which means "protector / guards", but it can also be a variant of Agmund consisting of name the parts ag and mund, where ag is a Norse word meaning "respect / fear" or "spike", while Edmund is derived from the Norse word "mundr" which means "protector / protecting."
A: Amund, Help!
B: I will protect you!
Amund by mojomaking December 7, 2011
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murderhobo 

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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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