[square] dancing 

when a boring, unsociable character cuts lose on the dance floor in a dorky manner, usually after a hefty consumption of alcohol

person 1: check out elliot from accounting!
person 2: man, he really shouldn't dance in public
person 1: cut him a break. he's only square dancing

[square] dancing by daft dork August 3, 2008

square dancing

When a hoe/prostitute has a straight clean (blue collar)guy as a boyfriend.

You gonna make this money or continue square dancing all night?

square dancing by ms.bottom May 13, 2009

square dancing

Square dancing is code for married sex. Married sex is very unoriginal - You do this to me - 1,2, - I do that to you - 3,4

I need to get some strange. I'm tired of square dancing.

square dancing by Siouxsie Supertramp May 4, 2021

Square Dancing Tickets 

Heroin

Yo, nigga, you got my square dancing tickets?

Square Dancing Tickets by gigidi gigidi June 11, 2009

squaredancing with jerry bruckheimer

Licking someone else's anus. see also tossed salad

We drank too much. A couple of hours later. His pants were at his ankles and he was humming the theme song to the A Team. I was on my knees, square dancing with jerry bruckheimer.

squaredancing with jerry bruckheimer by the vooch October 18, 2004