A combination of shiv and shag, this is the term for shivving someone, and then fucking them. Rape is optional. Can be done vice-versa with a corpse if you're a fucking weirdo. Mainly done in south Brexit.
Just as the queen intended.
man1: oy i'm gonna shig you
woman: oh shit is that like a combination of shiv and shag man1: what do you think bend over
A portmanteau and pseudo-synonym of "shit", used to describe a blatant lie in the context of physical ability.
This noun typically refers to someone who claims that they can execute a difficult physical stunt, when in reality, they cannot, and are merely seeking props from fellow activity partners.
Fuji: "I can do five backflips yo!"
Raul: "Yeah? Show them to me right now."
Fuji: "Well, my ankle's kinda sore, so I can maybe do half a backflip right now."
Raul: "You're full of shig."
Etymology: Portmanteau, adapted from the onomatopoeic transcription of both Jack Black's power-scatting technique and Woody the Woodpecker's trademark laugh ("Shiggideh-geh-geh!")
3. to take action quickly and without qualification
1. "Yo, my ride bailed on me - can you shig me from the train station?"
2. "Lemme shig that right quick."
3. "Dude thinks he can shig out that thesis the week before and be okay."