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What most people in the UK would call a cat.
{Harold}: Come here David! I want you to stroke my pussy.
{David}: Uh...um...no thank you Harold; only females would have pus...O THAT KIND OF PUSSY!!!
The hell! Why didn't you just say cat?!?
pussy by Telephony June 30, 2019
A person who is scared or lame af.
Me: mar jump off the bridge
Mar: hell no
Me: you're such a fucking pussy
pussy by Thatguy5050 April 16, 2021
Something warm, wet, snuggly and sometimes furry that you can eat and still fuck it afterwords.

The only thing I know that can bleed for seven days and not die.
I ate her pussy and then fucked it.
pussy by JrBarnes November 14, 2010
1. Either a regular house cat or any of those other wild kitties. (Tigers, lions, linx, mountain lions...)
2. Part of the woman which acts like a friggen magnet towards a guys penis or the birth canal while the mother is in labor. basically the main reason why we males exist. =P
A guy walks by a girl on a couch with her cat. They start talking:
Girl: hey, do you want to pet my pussy?
Guy: sure, if you get the damn cat out of the way!
[pussy] by T-Rizz55 January 28, 2009
Something your not getting, cause only a noob like you would be searching it up on (Urban Dictionary)
Why I isn’t gettin dat pussy
Cause u too busy searching it up
Pussy by Desmond_2young_2die November 20, 2018
I have pussy
Pussy by Simply holly October 12, 2016
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
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