A Fortnite Lover Kid is a kid who plays fortnite and dosent touch grass... They also have stage 4 cancer, prostate cancer, diabetes, is fat, is gay, and has 12 kids in their basement.......
(Guy) "Is that a Fortnite Lover Kid"
(Fortnite Kid) "Fortnite Fortnite I Like Fortnite"
(Girl) He is so Gay, like derek..."
A big fat moron who deserves to get his dick chopped which is also known as CAT_BOOO and also his grandmother always gets butt sucked by 56 chimpanzees dressed as the fucking wiggles
SHUT UP YOU Dumb stupid fat ass kid lover BITCH CAT_BOOO
This would also be referred to as an EncryptEgg95451 this creature that could only be found on xbox1 careful when talking to it in a party it tends to break legs and play bongos it also likes Natalie
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!