all those grand and glorious hairstyles women of that era publicly sported - without shame or embarrassment, evidently - only to find themselves forever running scared (especially from new husbands, new boyfriends or partners) of any or all damning photo evidence of such "unfortunate fashion choices" ever seeing the light of day.

New Girlfriend : Ha-ha ! Your mother showed me your high school graduation photo the other day. Boy, did you sport QUITE the mullet back in the day ! What - making certain your football helmet fit nice and snug ? LOL
Me : Sez you ! Have you forgotten what YOU looked like ? Judging from YOUR grad photo, I thought you were one of the Bangles or maybe Sara Jessica Parker's stunt double from 'Square Pegs'.
New Girlfriend : Eeeeeewwwwwww !!!!!! You actually SAW it ?! OMFG - I thought I had burned every known copy of that horrid pic ! Now you'll probably break up with me knowing I once ever looked like that ! I'm cursed, Cursed, CURSED !!!
Me : Big haired ladies of the 'eighties ! LOL

big haired ladies of the 'eighties by Virgin Suicides August 13, 2017

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h-eighties

People who really hates the eighties... the glam rockers, big hair, shoulder pads, spandex, consumerism, parachute pants, the Smurfs, Dynasty, boy bands... the list goes on and on.

I love Olivia Newton-John singing 'Let's Get Physical'... why are you guys such h-eighties??!!

h-eighties by Debnhim October 19, 2018

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Eighties Queen

A woman in mid-life who loves eighties music.

Amy just bought Lisa the Pet Shop Boys Documentary. She's such an eighties queen.

Eighties Queen by Alton Adkins December 11, 2006

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legitties

legit titties.

"Dude, don't hook up with that beezy, her face is BUSTED!"

"Ya but peep those legitties!"

legitties by pkbroiler June 20, 2009

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