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A person who masturbates in public. They are often seen with a big crowd around them, watching as they do their business.
A: Come look, there's a jonkler outside Barnes and Noble
B: Oh boy I can't wait to see him jonkle
Jonkler by Billiam Weardsley February 21, 2024
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The main frend of man, or so jonkler thinks...
Jonkler: *jonkles all over the place*
Man: Yeah, i'm man.
Person: Why jonkler jonkled? Is he stupid?
Jonkler by doobi December 8, 2024
The ripoff of Joker. It can be used to name your friend who acts goofy in every situation.
Bro, stop acting like a Jonkler.
Jonkler by THEMANTISGOD18 December 22, 2024
A serious fella who’s always fighting Man in the mean streets of Gotham City
Why so serious, Jonkler?
Jonkler by Jonklerfan1 February 7, 2025
A jonkler is another word for toe; however, its deeper meaning is a male's genitals. It's typically used in the plural (jonklers) to hide its true satirical meaning.
“Im going to touch your jonklers”

“Your jonklers are massive”

Mom: “Do you like jonklers billy?”

Billy: “No mama I like girls!”
Jonkler by Jonklers June 28, 2025
One who jonkles
I'm a professional jonkler
Jonkler by Crimson621 April 1, 2026

Jonkler Feet Obby 

A Jonkler Feet Obby is a labyrinth comprised by the greatest of minds that isn't solvable by the most intellectual beings.
"oh my sigma! i'm cooked gang.. I'M IN THE JONKLER FEET OBBY!!!"
Jonkler Feet Obby by sigmamen October 5, 2024
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