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bathroom stalling 

The time spent in a public restroom after you poop, waiting for everybody to clear out so that nobody knows it was you who was pooping. Can be accomplished either by waiting for the bathroom to be completely empty, or by waiting until a new set of people come in who don't know you just pooped.
Woman 1: "Why did it take you so long in the bathroom?"
Woman 2: "I had to poop but these two girls were talkin' it up in the bathroom forever, so I was bathroom stalling for like 5 minutes!"
bathroom stalling by hiddenpaw December 8, 2010

Bathroom Stalling 

Waiting to leave the bathroom as to avoid any contact with people in in stalls next to you.
"Dude I did some Bathroom Stalling because The gut next to me ripped a big one. I couldn't stand to look him in the eye."
Word of the Day on July 24, 2015

bathroom stalling 

the act of two best friends giving head to two different guys at the same time in rooms right next to each other resulting in both guys simultaneously moaning out the best friends names.
they were totally bathroom stalling it, you could hear the dudes moaning their names.

bathroom stalking 

The act of lurking just outside the bathroom door when another person is using it, usually accompanied by some attention-seeking noise or behavior, ensuring that that person will acknowledge your presence and hurry up.
"I'll never be able to pee with you bathroom stalking me like that."
bathroom stalking by zachfree August 14, 2011
Word of the Day on August 19, 2011
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
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Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
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