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[Zamblowni]

Whatever you use to clean up the cum after a girl blows you and spits
I wish that chick would have swallowed, so I didn't have to use my favorite tshirt as the zamblowni
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When one gives a blowjob with ice in their mouth. A blowjob with the touch of a zamboni.
Jack got a Zamblowni from fat ass Madi
Zamblowni by ZambloniMaster June 9, 2018
The act of giving a blowjob whilst the receiver is driving a Zamboni across an ice rink.
Guy 1: "This chick I met last night came to the rink I work at and gave me a Zamblowni while I was cutting the ice for a little league game!! It was great aside from the fact that all the kids' parents were watching."
Guy 2: "I'd love to try one; if only I knew a man who could drive a Zamboni..."
Zamblowni by dingaling master December 23, 2024

Road Zamboni

Large Scraping-type machine used mostly in Canada for clearing foot-deep snow every winter morning off the ice-packed, pothole-laden roads.
Fu cryin out loud! Did you hear that Road Zamboni this morning?! Sounded like he was doing the living room eh! What time was that...like 4:30?!!
Road Zamboni by jeffermac August 10, 2019

ride the zamboni 

Having relations with a small Italian gentleman.
First we are going to eat meatballs and then I hope to ride the zamboni.
ride the zamboni by wargy2 January 30, 2014
kick-ass thing that cleans ice on ice rinks
look at that zamboni go!
i wanna zamboni machine
zamboni by Mei Xian April 30, 2003

greasy zamboni 

A man dagging his well duck buttered under carriage across a woman's face, from her chin to her forehead.
After a hard day's work I throughly enjoy giving my wife a greasy zamboni.
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scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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