The act of giving a blowjob whilst the receiver is driving a Zamboni across an ice rink.
Guy 1: "This chick I met last night came to the rink I work at and gave me a Zamblowni while I was cutting the ice for a little league game!! It was great aside from the fact that all the kids' parents were watching."
Guy 2: "I'd love to try one; if only I knew a man who could drive a Zamboni..."
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.