[One Armer] 

When you wake up next to an unattractive girl alseep on your arm and you would rather chew your own arm off than wake her.

Bruv who was that rotter i saw you with last night? She was a proper One Armer!!

[One Armer] by Wannis 1 December 24, 2008

One-Armed Scissor 

Vodka and Red Bull in Toronto.

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?

One-Armed Scissor by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007

One Armed Ginger 

When a ginger man shoves his entire arm up another man’s rectum in an attempt to steal his soul. As we all know gingers do not have souls

Matt thought he was going to have a nice quiet night, unfortunately Aaron tried to perform a one armed ginger.

One Armed Ginger by CJ2K8 August 20, 2018

one armed bandit

A slot machine, Named after the 'old' era of slot machines with the arm on the side you pulled down. This was prior to modern era push button machines.

That slot-jockey has been playin the one armed bandit for hours.

one armed bandit by PG January 26, 2003

One Armed Mexican Bandit 

When one pleasures themselves with a sprinkling of chilli sauce on the hand.

I had a great One armed Mexican bandit last night. Might have used too much chilli though my cock's still glowing!

One Armed Mexican Bandit by Buuung November 20, 2014

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

a person who is extraordinarily busy, to the point that they have no capacity to take on extra workload

- Hey Bob, can you get last quarter's financial report to me by close of business on Friday

- Sorry Peter, im busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad

busier than a one-armed bricklayer in Baghdad by phatmaniac January 17, 2009

One armed willy 

An urban legend about a one armed man that roams the woods at night giving unsuspecting victims one armed handjobs. Known mainly in the upper peninsula of Michigan, more specifically in the keewenaw peninsula in the county of Baraga (named after William Baraga aka one armed willy).

One armed willy snuck up on me in the woods and boy am I sore

One armed willy by Onearmedwilly September 15, 2015