[Duluth] 

-City where you are taxed $3 a month for city street lights.
-You live on a hill so your gets $10 a gallon
-Duluth knows that and keeps gas prices 50 cents higher than everyone else
-Home of a fucked city council
-Bankrupt
-Watching a ship go by knowing you could beat it running backwards
-Streets full of potholes
- 55 below windchill
-Nightlife is driving the "Loop" at the canal
-Home of wanna-be white gangsters
-The Projects have nicer houses than the middle class
-Home of treehugging hippies
-News reports of stray rabbits on Park Point

Duluth

[Duluth] by PEN24 March 25, 2009

Duluth

The biggest city in St. Louis county with about 87,000 people. The eastside of Duluth is the burbs which is called Lakeside. The rich neighborhood is almost right near Lakeside, and it's called Congdon. Hillside is one of the hoods in Duluth, it's basically just a typical inner city neighborhood with higher crime and etc. Duluth heights or Piedmont is another suburban neighborhood but just a bit shittier than Lakeside. West side and Lincoln Park are the two hoods where you don't need to try to hard to find trouble. Lincoln Park is basically the stabbing central of Duluth. Gary and New Duluth is a lot nicer than the other neighborhoods in the western end of Duluth. Woodland and Kenwood are kind of a mix of a rich and suburban neighborhood but Woodland is more out in the country the farther out you go. This city also has a real bad heroin and opioid problem. There's gang activity in Duluth but it's not significant like other big cities. Also a lot of Duluth teens think they're hard but are pussies. It's also super fucking cold in the winter.

Someone not from MN: "It's like negative 3 today, is Duluth normally like this in January?"
An MN resident: "That's not that bad, it was like negative 30 last week"

Duluth by A_T_g May 15, 2019

Duluth

A Cold ass town on a hill where you can't get lost. All you have to do is pop the clutch and let the car coast and you'll find your way to Lake Superior. The two major Duluthian Pasttimes are Getting Drunk and Getting Frostbite.

On a scale of 1 to useless, Duluth ranks about a 'Pauli Shore.'

Duluth by CkH March 16, 2005

Duluth

A city with a population of around 90,000. Minorities beware: Duluth hates you. Even as a mix, I didn't get by. The water there kicks ass, it's so pure. The youth is a depressing sight because they've all become victim to mindless trends, social habits, and lifestyles (such as the unbelievably successive Emo-life), except for a select few, such as James Ross. There is a White Castle at the edge of Duluth on the way to Minneapolis, which is a must. Duluth is known for notable amounts of snow and very cold weather. Sailing is popular, and in the winter, Icefishing. Unforunately, Duluth rubs shoulders with Superior, the ultimate ghetto of Wisconsin.

Duluth bears the first granitoid-paved streets in Minnesota, whatever granitoid is. The city has gained recognition among other northern cities in the state for having surprisingly good Tennis and Football teams.

The public school systems don't seem to care much about there students, to name a couple of those schools, there's Congdon, and East High School. The public schools are the bottom of the line. At East, while attempting to get to a class, expect some insecure jock to pick you off your feet and haul you to the locker room where you will experience the most brutal anal rape of your life. There are a couple decent private schools, such as Summit, and a few catholic schools, like Holy Rosary (known to locals as HORO, and Unholy Rosary to some graduates).Then there's The Marshall School, an outrageously expensive private division, boasting their excellence, while the middle school branch is as good as any other private school's, but employing conservatives, lesbians, treehuggers, dickfaces, child-molesters, racists, and radicals as scholars.

Duluth is(and has been for as long as anyone can remember), divided into an East and West. As in most instances, the East is for the educated, well-mannered, upperclass and upper-middleclass folk (although recently extending to some middle-middleclass citizens), while the West is reserved for the rest. As in most scenarios, if you were brought up in the West,it will be difficult to get out, unless you're in jail.

Typical adolescent hangouts in Duluth include Miller Hill Mall, the new Duluth 10 Cinematic Complex, and bagel cafés.
There is no need to worry about where to eat; nearly all of the restaurants serve good food.

Staying Safe in duluth is easy. About every 5 years, someone gets their car stolen, 75% of the gun owners live out in the boonies, and because of the extreme cold, STDs don't make it through the winter (but don't mark my word on that). Your biggest danger in Duluth is all of the God-damned deer. You'll swear the fucker came out of nowhere.

Wisconsin Guy 1 - "Hey man, wanna cross over to Duluth, Minnesota and freeze our asses off?"

Wisconsin Guy 2 - "Oh yeah man, for sure."

Wisconsin Guy 2 - "Ahem... I mean, Oh ya."

Duluth by http://experience. September 9, 2006

Duluth

Where all the black people from chicago go to get on welfare, sell rock and shoot people over dumb shit.

Example: Shooting over dog barking in 09

Ay nigga lets head up to Duluth and get on some welfare nigga.

Duluth by Rez-niggaz September 23, 2009

Duluth

A town in Georgia named after Duluth, Minnesota. In the last 20 years in has been taken over by Yankees, Mexicans and Asians. However, it is better now because before it was just a bunch of redneck, hillbilly, white trash crackers. When living in Duluth, one must be aware of being gwinnetted. It is very beautiful and the home of the RUNAWAY bride and the Chattahochee River.

You will absolutely love Duluth. It is cool.

Duluth by Deborah Spicer July 20, 2006

Duluth

A city with 1 ghetto school 2 rich schools a cool downtown
cool places ..and around 3 or 4 stoners--Duluth

kid 1:Dude
kid 2:what?
kid 1:wana bike down to video vision?
kid 2: sure let me kill this noob first.....PWNED!!!
kid1:ok are u ready yet fag?
kid2:nah, lets bike to downtown and go to FOD where we can look cool with our skatebaords,then we go to the 5ft skatepark where we can try to do ollies.then got erberts and gerberts
kid1:c'mon man, i wanna see if any of the games are back
kid2: you mean the 3 xbox 360 games?
kid1:yah
kid2:aaaaah fuck it lets just play runecape
kid 1:good idea
kid 3:wait up u guys they neeed to ventalate!--duluth

Duluth by rgkjjvnrbeergvb November 3, 2006