a highly skilled orator
Boortz gives the best Texas Taint Ticklers.
when your eyes are sunken in after a night of drinking and no sleep.
Michael came into work this morning and his eyes looked like two pissholes in the snow.
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an overused saying, that asks for your permission to say something differently than expected, usually because the person speaking is illiterate and can't think of the correct way of saying it.
The weatherman said that a catagory 5 hurricane named Debbie, a big ass storm, if you will, would be hitting New York City this week.
government by the media; a form of government in which the supreme power is vested in the corporations and exercised directly by them or by their elected agents.
The mediacracy instructs me every day through the internet, radio and T.V. how to be the perfect American.
when you wake up and don't know where you are.
When Bob woke up the next morning on someone's front yard he knew he was having a Jagermeister Moment.
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people from groups such as gun owners, NASCAR fans, investors,and born-again Christians who have woke up, removed their blinders and see Bush for what he really is and this will cause the breakdown of the coalition that elected and re-elected the president.
At a meeting for recovering Bush supporters Billy Bob learned about Bush's policies and saw clearly why he did not have a job, health insurance, or a future. A first-step to recovery is to admit that they are powerless after listening to Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Neal Boortz and Fox News and that their lives had become unmanageable.
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A town in Georgia named after Duluth, Minnesota. In the last 20 years in has been taken over by Yankees, Mexicans and Asians. However, it is better now because before it was just a bunch of redneck, hillbilly, white trash crackers. When living in Duluth, one must be aware of being
gwinnetted. It is very beautiful and the home of the RUNAWAY bride and the Chattahochee River.
You will absolutely love Duluth. It is cool.
