18 definitions by Deborah Spicer

Jennifer thought that it was a little weird that her fiance whom she had been engaged to for years never wanted to have sex even when she threw it in his face and became a RUNAWAY BRIDE.

The new owner of the million dollar mansion on the beach was upset with the sand bubba and his used car part lot next door.

Billy Bob was speaking in tongues when he showed me what a Texas Taint Tickler was.

"Hey, after we get drunk and stoned tonight in Statesboro let's go out and tip some cows"

Boortz gives the best Texas Taint Ticklers.

At a meeting for recovering Bush supporters Billy Bob learned about Bush's policies and saw clearly why he did not have a job, health insurance, or a future. A first-step to recovery is to admit that they are powerless after listening to Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O'Reilly, Glenn Beck, Neal Boortz and Fox News and that their lives had become unmanageable.

Joe use to be a really easy going, nice, intelligent person but now he is a recovering manager and sits around all day with slobber running down his face.