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To force ones fingers into the anus of another man whilst having a friendly wrestling match

Lets set the ground rules of the match:

1) no biting
2) no buggery
3) no Dawsons

[Dawson] by Edward Arthur November 5, 2008

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[Dawson]

a problematic jigalow that literally nobody likes. also looks like a school shooter

girl: omg does anyone know the name of that one dude whos a cheater?
girl 2: must be Dawson

[Dawson] by Mona Hamala April 20, 2019

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Dawson

A Dawson is a perfect person. His laugh,his smile, his voice ,his eyes. He can make you fall in love just by looking in your eyes . His amazing words can't even explain how perfect he is.

Look at his eyes he much be a Dawson.

I fell in love with a dawson.

Dawson by His love :) May 13, 2014

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dawson

To be the best at every possible thing. Inlcuding sex.

'Chuck Norris ain't got nuthin on Dawson.'

dawson by Italian Stallion153 September 25, 2007

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Dawson

A very sexy, yummy boy who is usually good at sports and tall. He is funny as hell, and plays hard to get.

"Damn, Dawson is mighty fine!"

Dawson by ristricted January 1, 2012

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Dawson

Definition of a fuck boy

Didn’t give him what he wanted so he went to my best friend. Dawson’s are fuck boys.

Dawson by D_butt_1 May 19, 2018

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Dawson

Dawson is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is the best boyfriend and the most loyal person. You could search the whole planet and never find a better guy than him. He spoils you and is very selfless. He is a caring man who always thinks of the needs of others. He looks out for everyone and loves you more than anything you will know. You could fall in love with him in a second, and you could trust him with your life. He is also very hot

Friend 1: Do you go out with Dawson?
Friend 2: Yes!
Friend 1: Omg you lucky girl, make sure you keep him, won't find another guy as good as him.

Dawson by laurathesissy August 7, 2015

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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