grapler aka spider fuck

this is an alterative or modification of the missionary position say if your girlfriend or wife think that you are boring in the bed.. and that the missionary position is to common or in other words ain't shit. what you do is rest her on her back take both of her legs and put your arms under her thighs, lift her legs up to the point where your both of your hands meet, lock your hands together an do the (JACKHAMMER DRIVE)this alows for better penetration and faster strokes..

grapler aka spider fuck by R8D-X March 21, 2003

FFJ aka FuckFaceJunkie 

A complete and utter waste of space deadbeat. Somebody who spends their whole lives on and off drugs making the lives of the people who love them and everyone around them miserable.

Usually fathers several children with different mothers who have no choice but to run away from them because they are such deadbeats.

Can often be extremely violent toward their partners.

Junkie Deadbeat Waster No goodnight Narcissist McDonald's Daddy Facebook Daddy

Mel: "How did your child get on seeing their father (sperm donor)?
Lola: The FFJ aka FuckFaceJunkie show, AGAIN!

FFJ aka FuckFaceJunkie by -Lesley-Baby- April 7, 2019

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel 

This is when an Ohio State student seduces a whore from the University of Michigan during rivalry week. The Ohio State student then takes the whore home where he proceeds to have intercourse with her. Approximately 1/2-3/4 of the way through the intercourse, the Ohio State student proceeds to shove a buckeye into the U of M whore's vagina. The Ohio State student yells something clever like "Fear the vest!" or "O-H!" and then leaves.

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel

"Dude, I totally Tresseled the shit out of that skank from Michigan last night. I think she had a nut allergy so I left an epipen on her desk."

The Michigan Fuckeye aka The Tressel by GoBuckeyes86 September 30, 2009