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/pol/tard 

A user of the 4chan board 'politically incorrect,' which was initially created as a containment board for far-right extremist users. /pol/ tards are know to derail any and all threads with BBC white coping memes, Jewish overlord conspiracy theories and general political trolling. They are easy to spot in other threads/forms because of their weak baiting attempts, and are generally loathed by the majority of anons.
Anon 1: Can Americans explain to me how bacteria is Life on Mars but a heartbeat isn't life on Earth?
Anon 2: Gtfo /pol/tard. The thread has nothing to do with abortion.
/pol/tard by jiffygif September 9, 2020
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/pol/tard 

a user of /pol/, generally but not always retarded, known for racism, sexism, bigotry, and all around bad stuff
Shaddilay fellow /pol/tard! That wall is coming up any day now, amirite?!
/pol/tard by heyguysitsyourboixxx August 18, 2020
Far-right person that reads and posts to 4chans politically incorrect board (/pol/).
Damn this board is full of poltards.
Poltard by Tranny420 December 3, 2020
A user of the board /pol on 4chan, basically a far right nazi that likes to seethe on no white and everything that doesn't come under his superior races. Pol was first created to keep any kind of politics away from 4chan. But they first originated on the far right website "stormfront" and spreaded on /pol, started the gamergate movement to try to make their propaganda popular. Wants to spread his propaganda so much that he likes to make alt right propagandist replies on non political threads made by anons and even on the internet.
A thread from /g/:
OP: What's the best browser, Chrome or Edge?
Poltard: Fuck off kike, both are Chinese and Jewish botnet browsers.
OP: Goddamn another Poltard.
Damn Megan spoke like a poltard in that debate.
Poltard by Political Manifesto March 11, 2019
A Polish person of limited ability, sense and reason.
"that woytek is such a fucking Poltard three years learning English and all the cunt can say is "yes".
poltard by lighterfuel October 25, 2009
poltard /ˈpoʊltɑ rd/
Noun (Plural: poltards)
An abject, spiritless coward who relies on malicious trickery or ambush tactics to harm the defenseless, but immediately folds into groveling submission when confronted with actual resistance.

Etymology
A blend (portmanteau) of two archaic English nouns fused with a derogatory suffix:
- Poltroon: A contemptible, thoroughly lazy coward who flees from responsibility, duty, or any semblance of danger.
- Dastard: An underhanded, malicious coward who specifically targets the vulnerable while avoiding fair combat.
- Suffix (-ard): A traditional Germanic and Old French suffix used to form nouns denoting a person who performs a specific action to an excessive or shameful degree (e.g., coward, laggard, dotard, sluggard).

Derivative Forms
- poltardly (Adjective): Possessing the traits of a poltard; weak, sneaky, and pathetic.
- poltardry (Noun): Actively malicious cowardice; the practice of targeting the defenseless out of fear of an equal opponent.

Synonyms
Archaic: Craven, dastard, poltroon, scullion, nithing.
Modern Parallel: Parasite, degenerate, cretin.
Once stripped of his weapons and his advantage, the bully exposed himself as a shivering, pathetic poltard.
Poltard by Hudson_1985 August 4, 2026
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