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Bicycle Built For Pew 

This definition describes the latest in technology for both exercise and olfactory enjoyment. This newest development is actually a girls bicycle fitted with a special seat that absorbs and retains odors left on it for an indefinite period of time. Thus, the value of the bicycle increases over time, depending on the desirability of its rider and frequency of use. Upon resale, the value will have increased substantially, providing a respectable profit for its owner. A brief autobiography of the original owner may be added for additional value.
And you’ll smell sweet, upon the seat, of a bicycle built for pew.

Built Different 

You are THAT MOTHERFUCKER. You are on a completely different plane of existence in relation to the rest of these lame wannabes.
My attorney: “Your Honor, I’m sorry but my client is completely innocent. He’s just built different.”
The Judge: “I️ can see that. Sir, I’m sorry for wasting your time. I️ didn’t realize that you were THAT MOTHERFUCKER.”
Built Different by KingKqi August 21, 2020

You built like

The last thing you hear before someone ends your entire career by comparing your body type to something like a whale

Body Built by Taco Bell 

A statement expressing that one's physical attributes, including strength, speed, stamina, muscle mass, etc., are the culmination of adherence to an austere and unyielding dietary regiment that encompasses but is not limited to Cool Ranch Doritos® Locos Tacos, Crunchwrap Supremes, Nacho Fries, and Baja Blast Mountain Dew.

Made famous by Baltimore Ravens' Linebacker Matthew Judon
"The Baltimore Taco Bell owners, in appreciation of the support and commitment of Matthew Judon of the Baltimore Ravens, hereby proclaim Friday, November 8th, 2019 as "Matthew Judon Day" at all participating Baltimore Taco Bell restaurants. In celebration, all participating restaurants will offer free tacos between the hours of 2pm and 5pm so everybody can have a Body Built By Taco Bell!"

Rome wasn't built in a day. 

Important work takes time. This expression functions as an injunction or plea for someone to be patient.
You can't expect her to finish this project in the time allotted; Rome wasn't built in a day.

Built Different 

a term used to define oneself to be extraordinary at a variety of levels, from the simple above average kind to being above the very deities themselves
Example:
Simpleton: What would you do if the sun were to blow up?
Chad: I would stop the sun from its impending destruction, simply because I am built different.
Example:
Virgin: Hey how did you fuck 15 girls in one night?
Chad: Cause I'm just built different.