*Sarcasm* 

Sometimes added on the end of a written statement that is meant to be sarcastic, especially online. Sarcastic text can often be misunderstood since the reader cannot find an inflection or other indications of sarcasm.

Variants include -Sarcasm-, ~Sarcasm~, =Sarcasm=, <Sarcasm>, etc.

Ladiezzman29: dude don't fuckin mess i have all these ladiez in my bed rite now jusst waitin for me to come

DevotedRationale: Of course. We all know how you're such a huge pimp. *Sarcasm*

*Sarcasm* by ShAdOwZ March 16, 2009

*sarcasm* 

The completely unnecessary word people put after their comments when they think sarcasm wasn't apparent enough already.

- I just learned how to defy gravity!

- Suuure you did. *sarcasm*

*sarcasm* by Polyatomical July 8, 2011

Sarcasm 

The ability to insult idiots without them realizing it.

Idiot: I beat up a ten year old today.
You: That's impressive! (with a hint of sarcasm)
Idiot: I know, right!

Sarcasm by Adrusi December 30, 2010

Sarcasm 

Because beating the crap out of people is illegal.

I speak English and sarcasm.

Sarcasm by FlamingElf October 26, 2011

sarcasm 

A tongue of which the user speaks of something the complete opposite of what the user means. It often has the best comedic value.

Ex. 1: "I'm okay. Don't mind the gaping wound and the sword protruding from my back. I'm fine. Feel like a million fucking bucks, dammit."

Ex. 2:
"Is your car stuck in the mud?"
"No, no, of course not. I'm only practicing how to spray mud using my tires.

Jackass."

sarcasm by Drake Aldan April 6, 2004

sarcasm 

the bastard stepchild of irony

Mom: how was school today, son?
Son: it was fuckin' great, mom.

sarcasm by Prosciutto Bellino January 17, 2004

sarcasm 

Your body's natural defense against stupid.

You walk into a hospital room where your friend is on a bed with his left leg, no arms, and only half of his prick. You say,"How ya doin, man?"
He says,"Oh, just great. I feel better than ever. I could just hop all around the world, I feel so great."
You say,"Really? That's some great news."

See, this isn't your friend trying to make you look stupid, which if you said one or both of these things, you might be, it was his immune system acting due to the high levels of stupidity being taken into his brain. It automatically responded with sarcasm. So don't take it personaly.

sarcasm by Big Jew February 24, 2007