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To hump someone. Used on the internet to say that your are humping.
1.Sammysam123: I was walking around one nigh and heard these moaning noises, and I looked in and saw Brittany and Tiffany humping all night long! They were naked and slapping each others' asses! *hump**hump*

2.Lisa89:*hump**hump**hump*
Bryanrox:wth r u doin??
Lisa89:Humpn u, silly!~!! im horny an cant just hump pillos all nite! *hump**hump*
*hump* by Bobbbbbbbb June 20, 2008
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To grind one's genitalia in a press-and-release pattern against a particular object or surface; usually associated with an inanimate object.
My dog keeps humping my leg.
hump by Matthew Darke February 18, 2003
A big bump on the back of a camal.
hump by U22L April 23, 2003
hump for a man or woman to sit on his/her back and move up and down, hard and fast
Girl: If I sit down here will you hump me?
Boy: Yeah!
The girl lays on the table on the guy gets on top of her and stabs his penis into the girl's vagina and her moves up and down on her hard and fast. "OOH! AAH!" She moans, "Faster! Faster!"
hump by Someone that knows April 11, 2006
In England, people may say this when you are in a hotel. It means to carry.
Would you like me to hump your bags?
Hump by Shalin February 4, 2007
Vietnam-Era Military Verb: To march, walk, hike, or otherwise engage in long distance traveling by foot for the purposes of waging war, moving materials, or bringing the fight to the enemy.

To hump means simply to walk during combat conditions.
We had to hump 8 klicks before sundown and then dig a fox hole before eating chow for the night.
hump by shailoche August 12, 2009
the interaction between two people either male with male, or female with male. with definite thrust into one's reproductive system. it may vary from many different ways.
" Dayum, that chicks just so finee. I want to hump her all night long. "
hump by Ching Chong Bobbio. June 30, 2006
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