For when you REALLY
don't know when to use "you'
re" or "your".
Can be turned around to be clever if it is applicable both as a possessive and as the
short form of "you are" (example 1); humiliating otherwise (example 2).
Example 1 - when one is in possession of a
homosexual whilst also being one themselves.
Kevin: "What did you just say?"
Melvin: "You'r gay."
Example 2 - when you failed Grade 1 English.
Melvin: "That's not my homework, it's YOU'RS"