'twa 

Abbreviation of Ottawa

Stop trying to make 'Twa happen. It's not going to happen.

'twa by gcamp June 16, 2017

twa 

Teenie Weenie Afro/ Teeny Weeny Afro, a very short hairstyle, about an inch or two off the head. It is often the starting point of African-American women who wish to rid their hair of chemicals which straighten or loosen the curls and kinks in their hair in an effort to wear a natural hairstyle.

Woman 1:Hey girl, I'm done with relaxers! I wanna go natural!
Woman 2:So I take it you'll be rockin' the TWA then?
Woman 1:Yeah...It'll look fierce, but I'll still be happy when it grows out!

twa by Erica J November 16, 2006

twa 

Camp Mataponi language for a situation where someone or something is awkward

Stands for "that was awkward"

Prim looks so twa in that picture

I ran into my ex yesterday. TWA!

twa by mataponi <3 August 14, 2010

TWA 

Popular slang for That Was Awkward. Pronounced in one syllable (as opposed to saying each letter--it's just twa). To be used during or after an awkward occasion. Originated in Lexington, KY. Soon to be a website like FML and MLIA and already a popular facebook group.

Today, I saw a friend I hadn't seen in awhile. I went in for the pound, he went in for the hug. TWA.

Today, my parents got home from the Bahamas and brought earrings back for my little sister. They were huge silver balls and upon seeing them I said, "WOAH, those balls are huge." My father then replied, "That's what she said." TWA.

TWA by TWAinator October 11, 2009

TWA 

TWA (Two Week Anal rule) original founded in the early ancient Egyptian times, the two week anal rule refers to the act of receiving/or giving anal sex within the first two weeks of a relationship. If anal sex is preformed within the first 14 days of a relationship, then the relationship will succeed and you have found your soulmate. however if anal is not done within the first two weeks, then the relationship will eventually fail in a glorious fashion.

"I was forced to leave my gf because we didn't TWA, I kicked her to the curb cause she clearly wasn't the one"

TWA by duckba October 18, 2014

TWA 

Third World Assassin

Dude, TWA 9 o' clock... DON'T LOOK AT HIM... he might blow himself up

TWA by kelin November 6, 2003

TWA 

TWA stands for Trans World Airlines, which is now defunct. I think it went out of business sometime during the fucking PC 90s, or maybe during the early 21st century.

I took a TWA flight to Chicago, got blitzed on the bird and had some pleasant chit-chat with a righteous babe of a stewardess.

TWA by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008