'the' asshole 

1. Person who will always be seen in a negative light,whether or not they are responsible for something that has gone wrong

She is 'the' asshole of her family,but she is really nice girl.I don't know why they dislike her so much

'the' asshole by refriedbiff August 17, 2009

The Asshole of the Universe 

Hawkesbury, Ontario, Canada. Specifically, a sprawling, lesser known cesspool-like area of unknown usefulness and stank therein, perhaps utilizing the facade of 'nature reserve' to ward off the unwary of its true identity.

'What's that rancid stank, bro??'
'Look around you, son. We're sitting literally right in the middle of The Asshole of the Universe.'
'Must we toke up HERE??'
'Indeed. Now pass me that bottle, and right here: in the very epicenter of the Great Cosmic Ass, high as kites shall we imminently proceed to get.'
'So be it.'

The Asshole of the Universe by uncle Bert July 31, 2012

The asshole policy

When you meet someone you don't really care for and don't want to talk to you can implement the asshole policy by immediately portraying yourself as an asshole. The desired effect is that the other person will leave you alone.

When you meet someone that is obviously arrogant you can implement the asshole policy by coming off as an asshole before they have a chance to be an assohole first.

You: "I was at the bar last nite and this fat drunk chick started hitting on me, I had to tell her that the dress she was weraring makes her look fat to get her to leave me alone."

Friend: "Oh so you implemented the asshole policy?"

You: "Yes I certainly did!"

Example 2
Loser sitting next to you: "Hey man, watch this I'll bet I can get that hot bartender into bed tonight."

You: "Dude you couldn't get laid in a monkey whore-house if you had a sack full of bannanas." (You just put the asshole policy into effect)

The asshole policy by dangoombie February 23, 2010

the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree 

When a son/daughter is intolerable or unlikable, just like their father/mother.

The neighbor boy must be taking lessons from his father. He let his dog poop in our yard again," I said. "The asshole doesn't fall far from the tree.

the asshole doesn't fall far from the tree by HOEL November 8, 2010

The Asshole Gaggle 

A group of fourteen or more close friends or family members who gather together and form a large group of tubes on a body of water. The group is usually tied together and connected to one tube that bears an anchor. In order to join The Asshole Gaggle from shore, one must apply sunscreen and/or be intoxicated.

"At some point this week we need to form The Asshole Gaggle"

"I can hear The Asshole Gaggle from across the lake"

The Asshole Gaggle by bunterr August 14, 2018

The Asshole Game 

The Asshole Game is played among a group of people, wherein certain members of the group flat out refuse to answer their phones. Loss is inevitable in The Asshole Game, nobody wins.

Tim: Hey, you heard from John today?

Bob: No, he's playing The Asshole Game.

Tim: Shit.

The Asshole Game by VillagePrick December 24, 2009

The asshole game 

A social dynamic based on reciprocity where one party breaks social protocols of politeness via passive-aggressive or intentionally hurtful statements. The addressed party, in lou of taking offense, reciprocates with similarly impolite statements resulting in a back and forth banter of sarcasm, judgemental statements, and generally asshole-ish comments about the other person

Judy: My kid was getting into the chocolate right in front of you. Maybe if you were more responsible some woman would actually have children with you.
Tom: (internal-Oh! We're playing the asshole game. OK.) Maybe if you could keep your legs closed you would have a manageable number of kids.
Judy: maybe if you weren't a slut-shaming misogynist you then people wouldn't have to be embarrassed of expressing their sexuality

The asshole game by christopher88241 June 15, 2017