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My Puter is being slow.
Puter by Mel February 24, 2003
A term old people use for "computer" or PC when they want to sound hip.
Old person: I was dinking around on the 'puter last night and found the funniest webpage! Do you get the L. O. L. cats?
GeekSquad employee: Ma'am, there's a line forming behind you...
Puter by Classic Bat March 9, 2010
puter is a short for of the word computer.
My puter is broken! I have to get it fixed!
puter by petiteash January 18, 2006
a puter is not a computer at all, just add the com to it to call it that. A puter is slang for VAGINA.
Man, I like the stick my putter in her puter
puter by CaliCowboy September 28, 2010
What surfers with learning difficulties call their computer.
My puter is very clever.
puter by Kerb November 30, 2004
a Puter or Puder is a Vagina
How's your Puter/Puder doing?
puter by ittybittykitty2 July 23, 2006
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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