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Claren
Someone who acts like they don't like the police, until something happens to them and they run to the police.
Claren by The_Local_Fuzz September 14, 2020
Clare
Can be awkward at first glance but if you make an effort to get to know her she will most likely surprise you. She is gorgeous, smart, funny, multi talented, kind, generous, supportive, strong (mentally and physically), usually pretty chill, athletic.. Clare might come of as dumb, odd, etc but its usually because she doesn't do well under pressure and is not a show off. Clare is a ambivert.. it can be hard for her to open up and express her true self so if she does you are very lucky and I would try not to hurt her feelings because if you do she will most likely have a hard time opening up to you again.. she will only open up to those who have proven themselves worthy and open up to her first. She is often hurt because of her caring nature and her want to please everyone. Clare is the type of person who would risk her life to save a stranger. . Clare will not hesitate to stand up for her anyone being bullied. She has a hard time when it comes to love though she has multiple guys and girls in love with her.. this can be stressful for her because she doesn't want to hurt anyone's feelings.. if she LIKES someone she will do everything she can to make them happy but if someone else likes the same person she will most likely back off not wanting to get in the way. She endures a lot alone and usually will not talk about what is bothering her in order not to upset anyone. She tries to be as optimistic as possible though it can be hard sometimes.
If you have a Clare never let her go..
like I mentioned Clare has many talents but her strongest is probably her singing she has the voice of an ANGEL.
like I mentioned Clare has many talents but her strongest is probably her singing she has the voice of an ANGEL.
Clare by rwwwtsjmjksfjbsrjkngrktsgntrsk May 21, 2021
Learned the clarinet at school
Learned the clarinet at school by facething November 3, 2012
Rusty Clarinet
The act of being so horny that you look at your clarinet as a viable option to use as a fleshlight. Results may vary.
Aidan: “Oh, dude can I try your clarinet real quick?”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”
Renato: “Nah man, I was down bad and I pulled a Rusty Clarinet yesterday”
Rusty Clarinet by LargeDavid April 6, 2021
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
Soul digger by anonymous November 11, 2026
Word of the Day on November 11, 2026
pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026