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Twitter term. A unit of measurement for tesla stock. One #Gordon (or #classicGordon) is $17.40, a #newGordon is $40. Named after the famous ana... *cough cough* fortune teller @GordonJohnson19 who had a $87 price target pre-split and has upped that to $40.
$TSLA stock down more than 4 #Gordon or #classicGordon - down almost 2 #newGordon
That’s a harsh drop.
#Gordon by ToxicTeslaFanboy January 11, 2021
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#gorgonwars

a term invented by #cyberphunkism philosophy to symbolize the rise of people debating with one another using non-digested ideas they themselves haven't come up with, or what Foucault, Heidegger and others recognize as "empty chatter" - mindless slogans that one hasn't actually digested but they just repeat as a form of bandwagon effect. Very much like an "earworm" which is just another "snake" on top of our gorgon heads.
hey dude i totally realize i was a gorgon participating in #gorgonwars when i was just repeating empty slogans and i had to go through a year of actually sitting and thinking and digesting thoughts, it was hell to do the actual hard work needed to become a subject.

yeah man, adorno totally talks about the importance of building bildung especially in a world which enforces neoliberal subjectivity through endless psychologisms
#gorgonwars by cyberphunkisms November 24, 2024
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Me: Poggers!
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