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Real one tingz

When some does an action you can depend on
Yeah Ann only does real one tingz
by Kween.Sassy May 26, 2019
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ons

Paid deliveries for illegal substances, typically weed but sometimes vapes. Australian slang.
"hit me up for ons"
"shiii, can i get a 50 bag?"
by johnthebohn August 19, 2024
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one hold

When answering the phone, the proper response to combine "One minute / second" and "Please hold".
Yes, I can get Mr. Smith for you, one hold please.
by bidnit2 March 5, 2011
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Ones

Meaning to have a indefinite number of a thing in a single digit range (2-9).
In the category of words such as hundreds and thousands.

Usually used to specify that one have very little of something, or as good as nothing while still being technically not nothing.
I'm very sad, I only have ones of chicken nuggets left in my fridge.
by Zystrike November 3, 2025
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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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