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T.D. unit

The T.D. unit is a new unit to enter the SI system of units. The T.D., otherwise known as the Toan-Dang, is a way of measuring stink/pong levels of someone or something.
A T.D. unit gives you a way of measuring odours. 0 T.D.'s indicates a neutral atmosphere, where as the definition of 1 T.D. is the peak of one's body odour. 2 T.D.'s would be twice as worse and so on. 4 T.D.'s is critically bad where 5 T.D.'s is death.
by grouch johan December 9, 2008
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East Carolina University

Located in Greenville, NC. ECU is home to 25,000+ students and is the 3rd biggest university in North Carolina. Founded in 1907 as a teacher's college it has grown into a Division I school that has a reputation for a dominant baseball team and a subpar football team even though the team is getting better due to the acquisition of Head Coach Skip Holtz. Also, ECU is known widely for its second to none party scene and was quoted in Playboy Magazine for having the best Halloween party in th nation. Staying in the Playboy mode, Playboy.com ranked ECU #9 in the nation for having the hottest girls. Other quick facts...

Team Name-Pirates...Mascot-Pee Dee the Pirate...Colors-Purple and Gold
Yes, I am a(n East Carolina University) Pirate...
-Jimmy Buffet
by Daniel Rosenblum August 12, 2006
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unidexter

As used by Peter Cook in his 'One-legged Tarzan" sketch on "Not only ... But Also" in 1971

The scene is a theatrical producer's office (Peter Cook) and Dudley Moore plays the unidexter.


Peter:Miss Rigby! Stella, my love! Would you please send in the next auditioner, please. Mr. Spigott, I believe it is.

Enter Dudley, hopping energetically on one leg

Peter:Mr. Spigott, I believe?

Dudley:Yes — Spigott by name, Spigott by nature. (keeps hopping)

Peter:Yes... if you'd like to remain motionless for a moment, Mr. Spigott. Please be stood. Now, Mr. Spigott you are, I believe, auditioning for the part of Tarzan?

Dudley:Right.

Peter:Now, Mr. Spigott, I couldn't help noticing almost at once that you are a one-legged person.

Dudley:You noticed that?

Peter:I noticed that, Mr. Spigott. When you have been in the business as long as I have you come to notice these things almost instinctively. Now, Mr. Spigott, you, a one-legged man, are applying for the role of Tarzan — a role which, traditionally, involves the use of a two-legged actor.

Dudley:Correct.

Peter:And yet you, a unidexter, are applying for the role.

Dudley:Right.

Peter:A role for which two legs would seem to be the minimum requirement.

Dudley:Very true.

Peter:Well, Mr. Spigott, need I point out to you where your deficiency lies as regards landing the role?

Dudley:Yes, I think you ought to.

Peter:Need I say with overmuch emphasis that it is in the leg division that you are deficient.

Dudley:The leg division?

Peter:Yes, the leg division, Mr. Spigott. You are deficient in it — to the tune of one. Your right leg I like. I like your right leg. A lovely leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said ‘A lovely leg for the role.’ I've got nothing against your right leg. The trouble is — neither have you. You fall down on your left.

etc.
by Alan J. Heath September 3, 2007
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Across the Universe

A wonderfully amazing song by the Beatles. Also, it is an AMAZING movie, made of all Beatles songs, characters based off of Beatles songs, and amazing interpretation of the Beatles songs!
"The Beatles song, Across the Universe is great!"

"So is the movie!!!"
by Whitney Paige May 14, 2009
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Unicorn

The most majestic being you will ever see if you see one, you are the most lucky person in the world.! 🐎🐴
Wow that is one beautiful unicorn!
by Taryn. E. P July 3, 2017
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unibush

1. a unibrow that is so large it consumes most of the forehead. Individuals who have unibushes usually are unaware of their deformity.
2. a unibrow that is so expansive, it is impossible for one to look away.
The Geiko caveman has a huge unibush.
by kari and maddie of 112 September 23, 2006
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Unibooby

When you's be having dem titties dat bein all up and pushed together to make one giant breast
Tom: so i was fuckin Shiri last night!

Jerry: sweet ass titties!

Tom: not really, her unibooby was all deformed and shit

Bryon: RAWR, mosh mosh
by bobswat March 27, 2007
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