Unibooby

When you's be having dem titties dat bein all up and pushed together to make one giant breast

Tom: so i was fuckin Shiri last night!

Jerry: sweet ass titties!

Tom: not really, her unibooby was all deformed and shit

Bryon: RAWR, mosh mosh

by bobswat March 27, 2007

uniboob

When it looks like you have one massive breast. This usally happens when a girl wears a sports bra or one of those tank tops with the shelf bra.

The guys at the Gym like to stare at my uniboob.

by Emily Z. April 3, 2006

uniboob

Condition when a woman wears a tight lycra fitted tube top for exercising and looses form of two boobs to just one

Check you the girl with the uniboob.

by Chevyfan October 31, 2003

Uniboob

When a woman's bra isn't very supportive and doesn't separate, squeezing the boobs together, thus forming the appearance of one large boob. This usually happens with sports bras.

She needs to go to Victoria's Secret and fix that uniboob!

by Kristina5979 April 29, 2008

uniboob

When a larger chested woman wears a sports bra it is tremendously restricting. It is described as -- A large lump of two breasts squeezed together by the wearing of a sports bra. The end result is that the woman's breasts no longer have the "Lift and Separate" affect. Therefore causing the appearance of "One Boob".

Have you seen the new girl? ....She always has a serious case of uniboob...

by Rock\m/On89 September 1, 2010

Uniboob Bacon

Bacon made from the meat a single female breast.

Hannah: I bet that Norwiegen water dog would taste delicious with some UNIBOOB BACON

Andrea: Yes but it is hard to come by these days

Hannah: I heard the Mexicans have been smuggling slices of this tasty booby bacon to sell half off when you buy an ounce of crack

Andrea: Actually I prefer to buy UNIBOOB BACON from the Russians

Hannah: It doesn't matter where it comes from, uniboob bacon is simply delightful in my tummy!

Andrea: Yes because boob meat is so much more tasty then pigs!

by sonofadinosaur June 14, 2011

uniboob

an amorphous undelineated mass of tit, often caused by old age sagginess or bras that squish them together. in theory, it could be a single cycloptic tit.

i think george bush sould have a huge uniboob implanted on his forehead.

by minghi May 22, 2003