Excited anticipation of such an immense force that the very thought of it alone could probably cause you to become aroused. Usually used by a female, coming from a male it adds even more to the comedy factor.
by honeylovechild May 19, 2009
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Sarah has a serious nub stiffy from Viggo Mortensen in Aragorn gear... I wonder why
Sarah has a serious nub stiffy from Viggo Mortensen in Aragorn gear... I wonder why
by ArcheryNerd August 11, 2013
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Get the Spirit Stiffy mug.A brown stiffy is when a man preforms anal sex on a woman (or sir) and she poops whilst he is inside. This can be intentional or by accident.
by Ching_Chang_Chong March 27, 2016
Get the brown stiffy mug.Damn bro, that was crazy last night. I can't belive we got a double stiffy watching Jennifer Aniston bend over on the set of the TV show friend's.
by NaturallyCali August 19, 2016
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Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 8, 2016
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Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Similar to Morning Wood, except it happens while you're awake.
Ashley: Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
Cam: Neither; it's a piss stiffy.
by Camshot4 June 8, 2016
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