put me in the bag

To become obligated to do something you don't want to do.

She told her mother I'd take her to church, she put me in the bag.

by Pitonius J. Sweetpits April 10, 2021

Putting the cereal in first

Putting the cereal in first is the wrong way to do it and if you do you should be banished from society and doomed to live in an eternal hell. Putting the milk in afterwards makes the cereal soggy and is generally frowned upon by people who have A BRAIN.

Random guy: Hey dude you look shook what happened
An intellectual: Oh nothing, I just saw some weirdo freak DEMON putting the cereal in first.

by Illuminouxs June 23, 2019

put arm under

When a girl with saggy tits sends you a nude and has her arm holding her tits with her arm so that they don't drag.

Dude, she captioned it put arm under. LOL

by RichardHammerbush October 20, 2015

Put me hip

To inform someone on something

Guy 1: I saw that video last night, put me hip to what actually happened
Guy 2: Jammie got mad at Jen because she slept with her boyfriend

by RatFaceAss June 10, 2019

Put some lipstick on it

A way to ask for oral sex.

Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."

Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."

Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."

by Freezod September 29, 2012

Put the pretzels on the wall

To think outside the box; something totally unexpected and different.

Person 1 "Hey man, the professor is insane!"
Person 2 "yeah he really put the pretzels on the wall with that one!"

by Legs' advocate April 19, 2022

Put the chair on the wall

Shut the fuck up

Hey Kid put the chair on the wall!

by Ooga booga uhhh November 6, 2018