Husband: "Honey, come here and look at this."
Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."
Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."
Wife: "Gregory, put that thing away."
Husband: "Why don't you put some lipstick on it."
by Freezod April 26, 2012
put you d — put you on
by aubmarie.__ February 06, 2022
I know you don't want me to go to work (name of dog). But I gotta put kibble in the bowl, buddy, kibble in the bowl.
by Don Heflin October 20, 2022
Slanging dick otherwise known as having intercourse with a large amount of females and bring notoriety to the area from which one originates.
Putting on for your city
Ryan "Dude, I've had a different girl over every night this week!"
Jeff "Damn, bro is putting on for his city"
Ryan "Dude, I've had a different girl over every night this week!"
Jeff "Damn, bro is putting on for his city"
by LerroyJenkinss September 20, 2023
When a girl with saggy tits sends you a nude and has her arm holding her tits with her arm so that they don't drag.
by RichardHammerbush September 04, 2015
'someone give put me on the urban dictionary now '
by louislovebot January 12, 2021
by Arvie Erin December 26, 2017