Pooge 

A noun derived from the word spooge, can be used to refere to for someone who get's his knob polished too much

Damn the guy is a pooge

Pooge by The name April 1, 2004

poofer 

One who is to prone to buffing and dusting their desk like a stoopid fooker!

SpicSpan

poofer by Genius October 31, 2003

poofer 

a cigarette...word popularized by two ice rink workers in dublin, ca

"lemme get a box of dem poofer, man"

poofer by c-money, sasquatch October 16, 2008

pooner pals 

Two or more friends who acheive great things together

Professor Ownage, Purple Tiger, and Fugi are pooner pals

pooner pals by Professor Ownage May 4, 2008

Pooner

Someone who was birthed out of someone else's anus.

Eww dude, you smell like a pooner!

Pooner by Bolb December 16, 2003

pooner

a person who finds en-joyment in humping cows... NAKED!!!!!

My best friend is a pooner.
Jessica trys to incourage other people to become pooners!

pooner by Jill February 21, 2005

pooner

a person who obliviously excels in stupidity to their own detriment.

a person who when ordering a bottle of shag lager will highlight the word shag in any number of 'amusing' quips. eg 'could i have a shag please barmaid' or 'if i have a shag will you have it with me'- What a Pooner!

pooner by dan and ben February 9, 2003