The Midnight Jerker

One who commits masturbatory pleasure while in a hotel bed with a fellow male. Nicknames: MJ

"I woke up last night to the bed shaking!"
"You must have had the Midnight Jerker with you..."

by AntiMJ June 8, 2009

ambidextrous midnight

When you fap to much with one hand so you switch it up by fapping with the other to even your arm strength out

Oh shit my right arm swoll, I need to have a ambidextrous midnight.

by Idk hi April 1, 2018

Good Midnight

Goodnight at Midnight

It's 12:00 at night, I'm off to bed.
Okay, Good Midnight!

by pyrotak December 23, 2019

the celery dances at midnight

redundant answer to an obfuscated question

"What's the meaning of it all?"

"Does the celery not dance at midnight?"

by Arunabh Das March 6, 2005

the midnight

the best band ever. seriously.

Hey, mom when is the concert for the midnight?

mom: today

by jocelynnewilson September 3, 2019

turkeys fly at midnight

code for when a females "lips" are hanging out of her shorts

susie's turkeys fly at midnight

by joseph jay June 28, 2007

Half Past Midnight

The state of being drunk, stoned (aka twisted) and about to fall asleep in the middle of a phone call or texting conversation. This takes place while on a couch or in a bed, mainly before midnight.

"Hey so what did you think of the party?"

"Dude, I'm half past midnight I'm gonna..." zzzzz

by Your Beautiful Mistake August 19, 2010