Internet

The internet is a device made by man with the intention to enrich our lives and broaden our knowledge beyond previous realms of possibility by sharing information via a communication device.

Today it is used to look at pornography, bitch about films, share pirated anime via popular file-sharing sites and cause illiteracy and general retardation amongst youths.

Little Timmy: You know poppa, I think I might use the worlds largest data base of information to educate myself and learn to view my opinions with tolerance and validity so I can become a better member of society.
Poppa: Really?
Little Timmy: Fuck no! Now get outta my room so I can download German pr0n and stalk girls on MSN lulz!!!1 D4m I <3 the internet!

by Chris Rock mutha fucka May 22, 2007

internet whores

Internet whores are women looking for for a long term relationship by posting pictures of themselves as whores on the net.There is a subspecies of whore that is into casual sex, but has too many young kids at home to go to the bar. No self esteem and a rash that will not go away is often the result of visiting a one of these skanks.

He Billy I told you to put a sock on, if you were going to bang those internet whores.

by Johny Skanked September 25, 2006

Internet anytime minutes

What office workers use when they are being the "most productive" at their jobs.

T-roy looked at the clock and said, "Well, boys, I have two hours left to do absolutely nothing! The web don't surf itself! It's time to use up some of my Internet anytime minutes to look busy!"

by G Lo August 5, 2004

internet-fag

A fantastical language used by deluded, sexually deprived internet dwellers who have strayed so far from the edge of reality and into the world of the "interwebs" that even the dialect and language itself have become fragmented and replaced with running, esoteric internet jokes (a.k.a. "memes").

"Dude did you even understand what that guy was saying?"

"Not really man... I'm pretty sure he was speaking in internet-fag."

by llamaneck12 January 18, 2012

internet dad

Someone who is your dad on the internet, and tells you what is right and what is wrong when it comes to the internet and dealing with the edgy kids who tell a joke and hurt your feelings. Someone you feel close to but respect as a superior and would not want to disrespect.

My internet dad said that dating an egirl is a bad idea.

by egrill137 June 18, 2018

RSM International

RSM International an abbreviation of Royal Society of Monkeys International'.

Founded as a global society to exploit the increased propensity of audit monkeys associated with working in unsavoury conditions, the Society is now ranked as the 6th largest globally in its pursuit of greater exploitation of audit monkeys.

Salustro Reydel felt it could better exploit its monkeys by joing the rival Monkey netword KPMG from RSM International.

by Robson Rhodes May 18, 2006

have an internet

A congratulatory phrase given to someone who has done something cool/funny online.

lol, awesome! have an internet, i insist

by Kraas October 17, 2008