Flakes

People who can't commit to anything.

Those damn council workers; they're such flakes.

by ansionnachcliste March 15, 2011

fake pally

1.Exhibiting counterfeit friendly tendencies .
2.Pretending to be more of a friend and not meaning it.
3.A response to something incredulous or stupid.

Welhamite 1: "Mr. Lahiri just got fired!"
Welhamite 2: "What? Fake pally!?"

Welhamite 1: "Tu kitna super awesome hai yar!"
Welhamite 2: "Zyada fake pally mat ban! Chutiya kahin ka..."

by Welhamite 3 August 22, 2011

fake account

an account used to share information that is only shown to a certain group of people. Could be going off about how u hate someone or just sharing a thought u had today. An account to post anything that has no filter. Most times used to throw shade on other people.

Did u see what she posted on her fake account about me?

by fakeuser101 April 24, 2018

ja-fake-an

a person who thinks they're jamacain, but really are not at all. They always have a really bad accent.

A:Ay, mon, let's git dis partay started!
B:Shut your fucking mouth, u ja-fake-an

by Jesus January 8, 2005

Fake Bake

Tanning at a tanning Salon

"HB went to go fake bake, to look good for the Halstead Street parade"

by Pater August 15, 2003

fake lgbt

Someone (usually a youth) who is still figuring themselves out so they claim they are a sexuality or a gender when really it's just a phase or they want to be cool/different. Because of many people doing this it is making the lgbt community seem like a joke and that is unfair for actual lgbt people. A way to tell if someone is a fake lgbt is 1. intuition 2.they talk non-stop about themselves being lgbt when it shouldn't matter and no one cares 3. they are already a fake person 4. it's pretty obvious 5. when asked their personality they say they're lgbt

Person 1: What is your personality like?
Person 2: Well I am bisexual and genderfluid! :D
Person 1: I never asked that...you just proved to me you're just a fake lgbt

by Jake The Doggo October 23, 2016

fake ass bitch

A noun or adjective of someone who is a user, liar, and likes to take advantage of others or a situation. jneen jtorched motherlicker user fake ass mooch

DeJuan - Management said we couldn't get a raise because of the economy.
Celeste - I heard that biotch, Jneen-blow got a raise.
DeJuan - How did that fake ass bitch get a raise?
Celeste - They call her Jneen-blow for a reason....

by ssatanica April 10, 2009