Ken’s dad

Gone to get milk(basically because his son is a mistake)

Ken’s dad went to get some milk for dinner( two hours later) ... he never came back

by FCC rcbdro March 05, 2020

conservative dad

a father with many guns, ready to shoot if you ask his daughter out.

boy: may i take your daughter to the movies?
conservative dad: i don't know, *loads shotgun* can you?

by fortnut is dead September 26, 2019

boruto's dad

Uzumaki Boruto's dad

Is Boruto's dad here?

You're Boruto's dad's son's sister's brother?

by OHSHIETEOSHIETEYO August 28, 2017

Dad Limb

a phrase generally used in southeastern North Carolina as an alternative word to 'damn'.

I can't lift this DAMN box!

I can't lift this DAD LIMB box!

by purple_crow February 22, 2011

Fag Dads

A term used for a person with two dads

Bully: wassup Fag Dads
Ben: *cries*

by Ba ging ging November 26, 2019

dad sag

When the pants of a father are up on their waist but they have a prominent sagging under their butt cheeks.

Man I really love these jeans but they give me a dad sag. -Caroline

by harry_paratestes May 10, 2021

peekaboo dad

Dad with no parental responsibilities. Shows up only when he wants to and bears gifts to make up for not being there, in other word trying to buy his kids love

I wonder when Joshua's peekaboo dad will show up

by Angry momma March 24, 2015