wing wiper

A term used to describe a member of the US Air Force.

Probably comes from the Air Force's reputation for being neat and orderly.

Did ya see that wing-wiper over there? Bet I could arm wrestle him.

by Athene Airheart May 1, 2004

70 Wipes

Using a very large amount of toilet paper. to clean your ass after you take a huge shit.

justin is in the bathroom at dodge taking a 70 wipes . He Then proceeds to clean his Gnar ass after a normal use of toilet paper he then goes ahead and wipes and wipes till he has achieved his goal.

by AJ WESELOH December 27, 2008

The Wipers

Insane punk band from Portland, OR formed in 1978. This band is one of the earliest American purveyors of punk and its influences are noted in other successful acts such as Nirvana and Scratch Acid.

The Wipers rock! My favorite album is "Is This Real?", you can totally tell the lyrics about being maladjusted are being sung from the pit of Greg Sage's heart.

by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010

Winchester Windshield Wiper

The act of taking a big ol' nasty poo poo all over a girls face, soon after, using your penis to wipe her face clean using a "windshield wiper" motion.

Girl: Will you give me a Winchester Windshield Wiper?

Dude: Fuck yeah!!

by OMGarealbigname January 17, 2011

Ass-Wiper's Dilemma

Having failed to confirm paper-roll occupancy, the still-seated bathroom hostage is confronted with a shockingly irresponsible, post-evacuation condition and presented precious few options...shirt sleeve, sock, fingers; air-dry, yell/text for help, pull'em up and carry-on...

What will it be? Let's...plan ahead for the Ass-Wiper's Dilemma.

by YAWA March 11, 2019

Windshield Wiper

the act of a women giving such a deep blowjob while glazing her toungue across your balls as her mouth is all the way to the pelvis bone. The toungue acts as windshield wiper to your balls.

This broad was givin me the ol' "windshield wiper" while I was watching the Sox game.

by Ryan Zedonks August 4, 2007

wipeoffable

When something can be wiped off of something else.

Your kids wipe boogers on the wall, no biggie because its wipeoffable.

Ketchup is wipeoffable from your face.

by sir5inglyfe October 19, 2010