weinerschmack 

The act of forcefully slapping a flaccid penis until it becomes engorged with blood.

Until I reached my mid forties I didn't have a problem getting an erection with my usual wanking technique. These days I'm such a limpdick, I need to weinerschmack my cankerous old cock in order to produce an erection.

weinerschmack by BunSeam September 11, 2007

Wiener-Kid 

Any person or group of peoples (in any lower age group than the speaker) who have a maturity level that is equal to, or less than an average turnip.

"Those damned Wiener-Kids! Always fighting about stupid shit!"

"The Wiener-Kids have all decided it's cool to wear their pants backwards..."

"I HATE WIENER-KIDS DAMMIT!"

"Arguing for arguments sake is such a Wiener-Kid thing to do."

"F*cking Wiener-Kids"

Wiener-Kid by Miss.Mazy March 25, 2009

Wiener Puppet 

When a Male contorts his genitals into the form of different objects such as animals or food items.

i.e. the bat wing, the wrist watch, the pelican, the snail, the hamburger, the hot dog, the baby kangaroo, etc.

Me: dude, i spent in hour in front of the mirror today making Wiener Puppets.

You: Wiener what?

Me: Wiener Puppets! Its like origami, but for your dick!

Wiener Puppet by the PSU Puppeteer June 23, 2009

Wiener Balls 

Describes something that is absolutely amazing or wonderful and brings loads of joy.

“Hey have you heard the new Travis Scott album?”
“Yeah it was the god damn wiener balls!”

Wiener Balls by stupidgoofybastard October 16, 2020

wiener cousins 

Two guys that have had sex with the same girl.

You've had sex with Elliott and I've had sex with Elliott, we need to stick together, we're wiener cousins!

wiener cousins by mayadizzle April 23, 2009

weinerville 

1. proper noun: Television show on Nickelodeon in the early 90's.

2. proper noun: The village where Peter Penis resides, among phallicular building structures

3. n. an insult referring to one's resemblance of Peter Penis' village

1. Did you watch "Weinerville" last night?

2. After Peter Penis left Chicago, he went back to Weinerville where he grew up.

3. What do you mean I can't have candy? Ugh, you're such a weinerville!

weinerville by Rachel Woodhouse November 30, 2006

Weinberg 

Slang term for the tip of a penis

Tip of the weiner ice berg

OMG... you are such a Weinberg

You must live at:
1 Weinberg Street
Weinbergerton
Weinberg Island
WE1N BRG

Weinberg by Big Ry the marine fish master November 25, 2011