SlapANut

The art of taking ones hand and jack slapping the crap out of ones testicles

Did you see Dave take his hand and totally slapanut?

by RJ Dicktiddles February 15, 2017

Slapped the basin

To take an enormous shit and have it hit the toilet bowl aggressively.

I had a bowl of chili last night, and this morning I slapped the basin. Now somebody needs to fix the toilet.

by jimmy dragon slayer 112 March 31, 2017

slapage

the sound of genitalia slapping on other body parts

person 1: damn i hate having a big dick
person 2: haha you're crazy. why do you hate it?

person 1: when i run my slapage is too much. i feel like everyone can hear it

by zacharyH February 7, 2018

Slappery

1. General Tom foolery associated with inactive Bat-Slaps.

2. When you're at an estuary and a bunch of fish hop out of the water and steal your baby off the blanket during a picnic.

1. "I can't take much more of this damned slappery, my toe is starting to ache."

2. "I was sitting near the estuary and some slappery took place. Luckily it was the fat couple sitting next to us. SLAP-FAST!!"

by Duke aka Dukenstein 3D July 17, 2018

slappo

When a dog slaps his human or an animal it is called a slappo

Have you seen that gif of the dog giving a slappo to his human?

by Sir Richarod November 16, 2018

Slapma

A word used like ligma or bofa. It means to slap my balls.

Me:Hey dude, do you have slapma?
Friend:whats slapma?
Me: slapma balls lmao

by Elonated Muskrat November 23, 2018

Slapping The Rope

term used for male masturbation

nah can't right now mate im slapping the rope

by defDEF332 January 16, 2019