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Bait and Switch

A form of humor where the audience expects something obvious to happen, but then something else happens/appears out of nowhere.
Bait and Switch Example:

(ASDF)

Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"

Guy with glasses: "Ah..."

(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)

"...Don't listen to him!"

(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022
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1 2 switch

You put one finger in your mouth, then you put the another in your asshole and say 1 2 and on switch you switch them.
Who wants to play 1 2 switch
by Gj bear March 15, 2022
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The Dirty Man Switch

When you hump your man and tell him all the things you want to change about him.
I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man fucking behaves.
by Alame May 26, 2022
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The Dirty Man Switch

When you hump your man and tell him everything you want to change about him.
I did the dirty man switch last night and now my man f*****cking behaves.
by Alame May 26, 2022
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national skate switch day

When you skate you skate switch instead the entire day.
Did you know today is national skate switch day? You have to skate switch now!
by 123545 October 9, 2022
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Throw the switch

Def 1; To do something that is certain to cause your own death. To commit suicide.

Def 2; To start a car, a boat or any other motorvehicle.

Def 3; To suddenly initiate legal action after a long cooling off period.

Def 4; To die, especially suddenly - to throw the dead man switch.
Def 1; Michael threw the switch last night. His sister found him this morning.

Def 2; Time to throw the switch, we gotta get back to Philadelphia in time for the Thanksgiving at my brothers house.

Def 3; I heard Thomas is now getting sent to jail by his ex Trish. Turns out Trish threw the switch on him. He thought he got away with putting up all that revenge porn online. I guess he's screwed now.

Def 4; My old pop threw the switch today. He had a major stroke while cooking dinner with his wife.
by Rubrat November 2, 2022
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bust a switch

break out into a sudden rage and anger in response to something. Often used as a threat.
"if you tap that pen again mate, imma bust a switch"
by kcanz January 17, 2023
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