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Easy bake oven 

When you smear raw cookie dough on your dick and then perform sexual intercourse at a high intensity rate, the heat from the friction caused by going at fast speeds should cook the dough enough that when she pussy farts, it should smell like your grandma's freshly baked cookies.
I turned her pussy into an easy bake oven with a bucket of raw cookie dough
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Fetus Bake Oven 

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.
I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.
Fetus Bake Oven by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019

Blank canvas in the oven.

A tattooed woman/couple expecting her/their unborn baby.
Looks like those guys must have a Blank canvas in the oven.

new york oven 

A form of the Dutch oven only in an elevator full of people instead of a bed with your significant other
I created a New York oven in the elevator on my way to my meeting, needless to say everyone in that elevator thinks less of me to this day

pizza roll in the oven

It's a sentence that you say to confuse others
"Hey man how, how's it goin?"

"pizza roll in the oven"

"oh, okay?"
pizza roll in the oven by anonymous December 15, 2020

Miranda’s Dutch oven 

Using the vibration of the Dutch oven to warm your partner
Renée was cold so her partner gave her the ole Miranda’s Dutch Oven to warm her up

Easy bake oven 

A finessing ass nigga ..... simple
You fucked her ? 😂😂😂😂😂😂.. (“easy bake oven”)
Easy bake oven by Stashbulls May 14, 2021