Not Knowing

A person who simply doesn't know what's going on or being said around them.

Yeah, J.J.'s Not Knowing.

(He's the only one who has no idea what we're talking about.)

by OdontEvnGetMeStartd August 6, 2019

At least it's not semen.

coined in episode 213 of the award winning podcast, Nobody Likes Onions.

1. Something you say when you accidentally spit on someone.
2. Phrase said when things could be worse.

"You just spit on me!"
"Well, at least it's not semen."

"I found a hair in my french fries!"
"At least it's not semen."

"I have cancer."
"At least it's not semen."

by Tits October 2, 2007

ain't no nothing none not

Quintuple negative.

Best step off mofo, you ain't no nothing none not shit bitch!

by Anonymous October 7, 2002

I'm not being racist, but

1) An disclaimer that allows the speaker to say whatever they like regardless of how racist it actually is.

2) What a racist may say before they lazily chuck around inherently racist sweeping generalisations but don't want to appear to be racist.

John: I'm not being racist, but I fucking hate black people.

John: I'm not being racist, but all white people are drug-addicts.

by Jiddlebag February 21, 2011

will not

a shit nugget stuck to your ass hair. It just "will not" come loose. grogandingle berry bodaggit

Every now and then you gotta pull out the will nots from your arse.

by Biggussar January 26, 2008

Maybeee Maybe Not

Used when teasing another person. You want them to think you mean yes when really you mean no. Or vice versa. It's a great phrase to use, when asked a serious question, to lighten the mood. Or if you're already teasing, to win the battle and keep them guessing. It's also a good way to prevent the end of a conversation and begin a new, long one.

Guy- "Do you like me?"
Girl- "Maybeee maybe not."

by RissyAnn July 18, 2010

One does not simply

One does not simply not define this phrase.

One does not simply come up with an example of one does not simply.

by One Does Not Simply Identify March 6, 2014