Megan

Megan is a loving friend who will stick by your side through thick & thin. Megan will be there for you when you need her the most and she will ask for nothing in return. She knows the true meaning of friendship and carries the weight of her friends on her shoulders. Megan is the type of girl that would do absolutely anything for the one that she loves. She deserves the absolute best in life and shall be loved by all of her friends until the end.

Megan may hide her feelings, she may seem okay, but she needs support. Megan is a strong girl... stronger than a lot of people. But that doesn't make her invisible. She deserves in return what she gives to her friends.

Megan is a keeper. Never let her go.

"Hey look it's our amazing friend Megan!!"

"Wow, they are so lucky to have Megan as a friend."

"I wish I had a friend like Megan."

by themysterydoggo September 14, 2018

Mega-Karen

the most foul being of all. she can be seen driving the kids to soccer practice in her SUV. she has the can i speak to your manager haircut. workplace managers fear her. when she is not driving the kids to soccer practice, dance class, or the spelling bee, she is usually at home on Facebook. she divorces her husband, takes the kids, is a pseudoscientist/anti-vaxxer/flat-earther, participates in MLMs and demands to speak to the manager. she firmly believes in the ESRB rating system, or her version of it. which is as follows: ec: 3-10, E and E10: 11 and up, T and M: not in this house. none of her kids are vaccinated and they are all homeschooled

in short, she is a fucking bitch

Mega-Karen is the most powerful evil entity

by Anonymous_user_69 February 11, 2020

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal

A man with an infinite penis that may destroy the world apon erection. He also helps when people are stuck with maths or in cabinets

Uncle step megala shlonga donga geal is so great and receives much head

by PP God’s (Cooler) son March 14, 2022

Megabank

1. Really fucking Awesome
2. Representative of a large sum of cake

3. An extremly easy oppurtunity to take money or valuables from someone stupid
4. (this is more of a prefix to the 2nd definition) An easy oppurtunity to make cake

I am a codine store. I see Chris Burman. Wow. . . Megabank

by King Jewman Jr. June 21, 2009

Mega faggot

A thing bigger than a faggot

Danm Justin Bieber is a mega faggot

by Alex5455 December 8, 2017

megit

A midget that is legit. A legitimate midget.

Man did you see that little guy? He is megit!

by The Megits December 13, 2009

Megumi

Almost an Asian stereotype.

A completely funny, weird, artsy, short, outgoing Japanese girl. Beautiful on the inside and out. Strong and independant and smart all around.

Megumis are known for their innocence...

but once in the bed room, they are WILD. Megumis have dark hair and dark eyes and can seduce you with their mischievous smiles. They are giggly in bed but don't let that fool you. They can be tricky in the best of ways.

Guy: Hey, what's your name?
Girl: Megumi, what abou-
-guy is already putting his number in her phone-

Guy 1: Wanna hang out later man?
Guy 2: Nah, I'm gonna be with Megumi
Guy 1: Damn... Megumi is just who I need
Guy 2: Well I'm lucky huh?

by DeeAznGuy November 28, 2012