4 definitions by themysterydoggo
This kid is the best and most loyal boyfriend you could ever have. He will have endless amounts of love for you to the point where it becomes an obsession.
He loves attention and is head over heels for you. Matt is a sexy man. Very very sexy. He has broad shoulders and a thic bum.
He will try his heart out to be the best he can be for you.
He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.
Matt is the one.
Marry matt.
He loves attention and is head over heels for you. Matt is a sexy man. Very very sexy. He has broad shoulders and a thic bum.
He will try his heart out to be the best he can be for you.
He has a goofy side and although giving great cuddles, farts a lot.
Matt is the one.
Marry matt.
by themysterydoggo July 8, 2021
Megan is a loving friend who will stick by your side through thick & thin. Megan will be there for you when you need her the most and she will ask for nothing in return. She knows the true meaning of friendship and carries the weight of her friends on her shoulders. Megan is the type of girl that would do absolutely anything for the one that she loves. She deserves the absolute best in life and shall be loved by all of her friends until the end.
Megan may hide her feelings, she may seem okay, but she needs support. Megan is a strong girl... stronger than a lot of people. But that doesn't make her invisible. She deserves in return what she gives to her friends.
Megan is a keeper. Never let her go.
Megan may hide her feelings, she may seem okay, but she needs support. Megan is a strong girl... stronger than a lot of people. But that doesn't make her invisible. She deserves in return what she gives to her friends.
Megan is a keeper. Never let her go.
"Hey look it's our amazing friend Megan!!"
"Wow, they are so lucky to have Megan as a friend."
"I wish I had a friend like Megan."
"Wow, they are so lucky to have Megan as a friend."
"I wish I had a friend like Megan."
by themysterydoggo September 15, 2018
Olivia, or Olive... as her friends call her, is a friend that you will experience your best memories with. Olive is a fighter, and a very hard worker. Don't piss her off, or she'll get back at you. Olive is a friend that you can't physically or mentally loose. You may fight, you may get mad. But you will never be apart at heart. Olive is the type of person that makes you laugh hard enough that you can't breathe. She will be that one friend that will encourage you to be retarded. She will be your life long Bitch, and your drinkin buddy.
Olive is a friend that yer gunna wanna keep. Don't loose Olive!!
YEE YEE
Olive is a friend that yer gunna wanna keep. Don't loose Olive!!
YEE YEE
"Hey there's that Olivia girl... what do her friends call her again?? … I think it's Olive?"
"Olive, get over here so we can make some retarded videos."
"Look it's that girl Olive!!"
"Olivia (or Olive) is the best!"
"Olive, get over here so we can make some retarded videos."
"Look it's that girl Olive!!"
"Olivia (or Olive) is the best!"
by themysterydoggo September 15, 2018
Brett is a short kid. He's often obsessed with farming & cows. He really likes to speak his mind, and shout out his opinion when really no one gives a single fuck. Brett can become a handful and brings you to the point where you want to somewhat hang yourself. He tries really hard to get the ladies... but does he succeed? No.
Brett is obsessed with politics, and needs to add in his two cents during every conversation. He might actually have brain damage, so you should keep watch of him to make sure he doesn't do something retarded.
He's annoying as hell.
Brett is obsessed with politics, and needs to add in his two cents during every conversation. He might actually have brain damage, so you should keep watch of him to make sure he doesn't do something retarded.
He's annoying as hell.
"Wow guys look it's Brett."
"Fucking hate that kid what are you talking about?"
"Looky here we have the gayest of the gay.... Brett."
"Fuck my life I have to be partners with Brett."
"Fucking hate that kid what are you talking about?"
"Looky here we have the gayest of the gay.... Brett."
"Fuck my life I have to be partners with Brett."
by themysterydoggo April 28, 2019